Have you ever written a bad review for someone’s book? I only write reviews on books I like and say nothing if I don’t like it. However I think I just finished the worst book ever written.
I started to put it down several times but couldn’t. It was like passing an accident on the highway and you just have to look at it. It was that badly written. The story itself was kind of interesting, but the author knew nothing on the subject. In one scene, the main character had to wait for the family physician who was running late because he was busy performing a heart transplant. Another scene has a Taliban Leader talking to his followers, and his monolog goes on for three pages. The main character doesn’t show up until Chapter Four, after three chapters of various terrorists preparing an attack on American soil. The point of view shifts were so bad that, in one line, the POV shifted mid-sentence. And all the dialog followed one of my big pet peeves, which is putting the period after the end quotes. (ex. “I’m so glad to see you”.)
This book is a case study in how NOT to write a novel. The author in me says, “It’s not my place to say something bad about another author’s work.” The reader in me says, “Warn people not to spend $2.99 on this mess.”
So what should I do?
A Confounded Critic
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Dear Confounded Critic,
Bad reviews are part of putting your work out there. We all get them. So you know what they say — If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. In this case, you’re not sure if you really want to be the person to do it?
The simplest solution would be to contact the author in a private message (possibly through GoodReads) and not post a public review. However, if that’s not an option for some reason, then maybe the number of reviews the book currently has could help you decide. If there are ten or more reviews, go ahead and write a critical assessment. It will balance out the others. If there are under ten reviews, then leave it alone. Chances are it’s only his family and friends finding and reading it anyway.
If you do decide to write a bad review, don’t “flame” him. Reviews that give no details and just read “don’t waste your time” help no one. It sounds like this book has the sort of quality issues that give Indie authors a bad rep. Ultimately, reviews are to help your fellow readers decide if a book is going to be an enjoyable read for the price. As a reader it is entirely within your right to voice your opinion and provide an honest review. There’s nothing to feel guilty about.