Confounded Critic: Should I write a bad review?

Confounded CriticHi JC,

Have you ever written a bad review for someone’s book? I only write reviews on books I like and say nothing if I don’t like it. However I think I just finished the worst book ever written.

I started to put it down several times but couldn’t. It was like passing an accident on the highway and you just have to look at it. It was that badly written. The story itself was kind of interesting, but the author knew nothing on the subject. In one scene, the main character had to wait for the family physician who was running late because he was busy performing a heart transplant. Another scene has a Taliban Leader talking to his followers, and his monolog goes on for three pages. The main character doesn’t show up until Chapter Four, after three chapters of various terrorists preparing an attack on American soil. The point of view shifts were so bad that, in one line, the POV shifted mid-sentence. And all the dialog followed one of my big pet peeves, which is putting the period after the end quotes. (ex. “I’m so glad to see you”.)

This book is a case study in how NOT to write a novel. The author in me says, “It’s not my place to say something bad about another author’s work.” The reader in me says, “Warn people not to spend $2.99 on this mess.”

 So what should I do?

 Sincerely,

A Confounded Critic

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Dear Confounded Critic,

Bad reviews are part of putting your work out there. We all get them. So you know what they say — If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.  In this case, you’re not sure if you really want to be the person to do it?

The simplest solution would be to contact the author in a private message (possibly through GoodReads) and not post a public review. However, if that’s not an option for some reason, then maybe the number of reviews the book currently has could help you decide. If there are ten or more reviews, go ahead and write a critical assessment. It will balance out the others. If there are under ten reviews, then leave it alone. Chances are it’s only his family and friends finding and reading it anyway.

If you do decide to write a bad review, don’t “flame” him. Reviews that give no details and just read “don’t waste your time” help no one.  It sounds like this book has the sort of quality issues that give Indie authors a bad rep. Ultimately, reviews are to help your fellow readers decide if a book is going to be an enjoyable read for the price. As a reader it is entirely within your right to voice your opinion and provide an honest review. There’s nothing to feel guilty about.

Good luck!

JC

Turmoiling in Obscurity: “When is enough enough?”

canstockphoto18799595Dear JC,

Just curious, but do you ever think you’re really not that good and should probably just quit? I spend a year of my life writing a book, rewriting it, getting it edited, then publishing. Just so nothing happens. I feel like I’m just plugging away in a vacuum and watching a sale pop up every few weeks. And don’t even get me started on the rentals and returns. Urrrgggghhhhh!

But I keep on believing in myself and all that other BS. Just wondering when enough is enough?

Sincerely,
Turmoiling in Obscurity

Dear Turmoil,

I’m not sending any platitudes your way. I promise. Besides, it sounds like you’ve heard them all. But you’ve got to ask yourself: Why are you writing?

If it’s to make millions of dollars, well, there’s easier ways to do it. Is it for recognition? We all want that. We all want to write the novel that enters the all-time top-selling books list with a total worldwide sale of 100 million copies. That’s not going to happen overnight. Plus, it sounds like you’ve written one book. If so, the odds are stacked against that becoming a runaway best seller. I hear most people start finding traction for their sales with their fourth or fifth book.

But since you’re down in the dumps, I’m going to list a few things you can do to lift your spirits.

Become a student and improve. You mention returns and a self doubt that “you’re really not that good.” That makes me wonder if there’s opportunity to improve your writing skills. Read books about writing in your genre, story structure and building characters. You don’t know what you don’t know, right? So learn. One litmus test for improvement is to pull out an old manuscript from a year (or more) ago. Re-read it. If you don’t see flaws and areas that need rewriting, you aren’t improving. And, that may be affecting your sales.

Also become a student of marketing. Amazon has over 2,500 books available about marketing books. Get some and follow the tips. If one book doesn’t work, get another. That will keep you motivated.

If you’re wanting immediate feedback that will increase your Amazon and GoodReads reviews, then look into some blog tours. Over the course of a few weeks, you’ll get some reviews, conduct some interviews and spur a few sales. It’s not bringing in the big bucks, but it is nurturing, motivational soup to sip while you write your next book.

The point is, enough is never enough. Once you’ve published your first book, you’ve got to focus on writing the next one. When that’s done, start the next one. Something will happen. I don’t necessarily know what. But something will happen. Like the old adage says, Write. Publish. Repeat.

Good luck and keep writing,
JC

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